Man looking at you creepily and expectantly when you have a banana in your hand that you were about to eat?
Try this.

The official instance bird is the bare-faced go-away-bird (Corythaixoides personatus).
It literally yells "go away".

Here we have our mascot image and our instance header image.
Setting the right mood is so important.

Take me down to Misandry City Where they all hate men and the mayor's witty